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…because moms put up with this kind of crazy every day D:
More love for the moms, everybody! <3
commentaireMay 8, 2009
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AP testing week is rather stressful and tiring, so I asked my mom if I could take Tuesday off from school to study for the two other APs I have this week. My mom agreed to let me do so until she suddenly thought of one minor detail I seemed to have missed.
Mom: Are you sure that’s okay? Won’t they mark you retarded?
Me: … No. I think you mean tardy, Mom. D:
"Transcript blemishes : My Mom is a Fob (via greenteafarm)
LOLLL fob life
May 6, 2009
May 5, 2009
for my nics218!
(via lickystickypicky Edward Monkton)
and that sigh is just a preamble to the many sighs that follow, interspersed by weak murmurings of surrender as she unwraps new bars to break apart and feed herself their wicked joys.
“No, chocolate.” She repeats almost sobbing. “Never, I’d not do that to you. Couldn’t.”
I know, it whispers placably.
And in the darkness of it she is grateful.
commentaireMay 4, 2009
"For my first trip to Korea, my family’s homeland, my mother very neatly sewed a ziplock bag filled with three hundred dollars to the crotch of my favorite pair of underwear. When I protested, she said to me, “li-bah-kah! Never trust Korean people!” Then she showed me how to hand wash them every night with ivory soap so that the money wouldn’t get wet."
Beware of Pickpockets! : My Mom is a Fob
lol oh my god~ *cries*
May 2, 2009
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
“All right. Who threw that stone?”
“SHE SHE SHE SHE— HE HE HE HEEEE!”
commentairePolitics Explained.
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Surrealism is sounding pretty good right now.
